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This Weeks Movie Is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2

I picked this movie because its a classic horror movie thats been forgotten about. Shit its fucking funny and demented and keeps to the plot and characters of part 1, thats a big fucking thing with a movie like this! Just look at Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 3 The Next Generation or whatever its called, that movie sucked and took the charaters and plot of 1 and 2 ate it, shit it out and made the movie. The only good part of that movie was seein Mathew McConahay playing a serial killer, but he had some kinda robotical leg..fuck that. Anyways back to this movie by the time my reviews over you'll be rentin this mothafucka!



Ok this movie is dope because the characters and the basic plot of things remains the same, i smoked a couple pipes and watched it again for this, and it was better than i remembered!  What im gonna do is explain the basic plot and a little into the movie, then if it sounds fresh go and rent that motherfucker! It starts out with the same type begining as the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre, with a news type mofo talkin about the murders. He clarifys that Basically this movie starts off where the first Left off! Now the next scene has these 2 rich teenage fucks, there cloth where 100% 80s suburban trash. From the start i wanted these bitches to die so i watched on. The next scene introduces the main character, a female radio DJ named Stretch, around the time Leather Face is showing those rich fucks some southern hospitality.... Well they get killed and the one kid gets his head split in half (NICE) So now they introduce Lefty played by Dennis Hopper, he has a military backround and was hell bent on finding these "Chainsaw Killers" he's been tracking down. When those rich kids got killed in the begining they where on the phone with Stretch's radio station and she recorded it. She wants to turn it in so she meets up with Lefty and he talks her into playing it on the air. Now the father in the first movie is introduced at a chilli cooking compition, winning the trophy for the best meat! Now if you remember in the first movie and the remake the dads selling BBQ at the gas station, and we all know what them ribs are off of! Now they show Lefty at a chainsaw store where he turns out to be some kinda chainsaw Maniac as he tests the saws out. It gets really crazy when he goes to work on a log as an old guys bustin a nut over it. The radio chick plays the recording on the air... BAD MOVE!!! Cause pops is told its playing and he flips! So the boys, Leather Face and Chop Top pay a visit to the radio station and they beat Stretch's Co-worker/Admirer in the head with a hammer and kidnap them both. Now Chop top who you'll remember from the first movie as the crazy brother who at the end gets ran over by a 16 wheeler, well now he's a hippy and is wearing a beatles wig cause hes bald with thin long peices of grey hair. anyways my 1 complain is that in this scene Leather Face hits his head with the saw which cuts a patch of skin off that revealed a metal plate. Ok then , thats from the truck hittin him in the first movie, But he says shit about Vietnam and the VA hospitly. BUNK but thats the only way they didn't keep it real.Chop Top has this cloths hanger that he picks his head with, then he eats the peices of skin that collects on it. He looks, acts, and sounds like Beatle Juice on crack. The rest I'll leave for your eyes to see, but i will say this, emagine beening forced to wear your friends face while he dies looking at you. Emagine a chainsaw battle and an underground world of tunnels with 100s of dead bodys set up on chairs and shit like that! Plus Grandpas back! This movie is full of skull crushing action and i suggest you check it out!! Its not as Situation Tense and insane in that way like the first one, its got the dark humor this time!! I give it 4 Bones on the Demented Scale

 

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